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CRAIG T. NELSON’S MUSTACHE

by Christopher Cantwell

Craig T. Nelson has a great mustache in this. Did you realize it’s fake? Look closely!

Why you should read this essay:

1) I have seen this movie about two and a half times and I never understood all of these fantastic things about it.

2) “The mental health of the picture is unstable at best.”

3) Chris uses the ∴ symbol successfully.

Posted at 11:53am.

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    Hey, they posted my article! Even if you never witness this film, read this and hopefully I can give you the briefest of...
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    I never understood...of these fantastic things about it. 2) “The
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    THIS MOVIE SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME FOR SERIOUS.
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    many, many reasons,...brilliant paragraphs like this: “Cue
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