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July 30th 2008

Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition).

Reblogged from nostrich|42 notes

This is, hands-down, the BEST thing I have EVER read on McSweeney’s.  I want to read it every morning after waking up.

nostrich:

Brilliant.

Posted at 7:23pm.

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    Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
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    where was this like, 3 years ago when we were dramatically reading hamlet outloud in class? this is better…and less time...
  6. rowr reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    My favorite = Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
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  13. jonnytran reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    “Brilliant.”
  14. peterkjackson reblogged this from lezbehonest and added:
    Brilliant is an understatement. This trumps McSweeney’s “Lit 101 Classics in three lines or less.” For fun: your...
  15. libbylovesnyc reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    This is seriously amazing.
  16. sundaysmiles reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    This gave me a good laugh… Much needed during my agonozing boredom.
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    Words cannot describe.
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    Facebook Newsfeed meets Hamlet
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    “Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.”
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    This is, hands-down, the BEST thing I have EVER read on McSweeney’s. I want to read it every morning after waking up.
  31. ephemeralness reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    better than the ‘hamlet in five minutes’ with a sixty second encore.
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  34. paultron reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    Yes! Brilliant indeed!
  35. onefootinthegrave reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    the only response I can have to this is: lol
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