LINE BREAKS & OTHER VIOLENT CRIMES

The Nanny Theme Rewritten for Homeland

Goddamn, I love this.

For reference, here is the theme song to The Nanny.

Below is my new Homeland version, which contains spoilers. Be forewarned.

He was buried in a spider hole in North Iraq,

‘Til the Coalition forces got him out in a surprise attack.

Well, his hair was long and his beard was gross,

He was completely GRODYYY….

So they shipped him to Northern Virginia, to his family’s door,

They think he’s a war hero, but he’s there to do more!

Shot a DEER! Wife’s AFFAIR! Muslim PRAYER!

That’s how he became SGT BRODYYYYY…

WHO would’ve guessed that a bipolar spy

Would figure out exactly what was up with this guy?

Now they’re chasin’ a brainwashed sniper — WATCH OUT, VP!

And Carrie’s growin’ rapidly hyper — SHOCK THERAPY!

She’s got the craziest head, but everybody else will soon be deaaaaaaaaad,

It’s so post-9/11,

The Home that’s called Land!