I don’t know about you guys, but I tend to stress out about Valentine’s Day, because I a) hate the dinner crowds and the overpriced, crappy prix-fixe menus, and b) feel like there are a lot better ways to express my love than dropping $50 on some cheesy lingerie set or something that will probably get forgotten about in a month anyway. And I also think it sucks in general when you’re single or just jaded.
But you know what I do like? Poems. And, let’s face it, everyone likes love poems, whether they’re serious or silly.
So: This Valentine’s Day, I will not only send whoever wants one a Valentine, but I will send them A VALENTINE WITH A PERSONALIZED POEM IN IT!
If you want, you have two options:
- I will write a personalized poem for your significant other and mail it in a super cute card that you can give to him/her as a prelude to some (probably) non-verbal foreplay, or
- if you don’t have a significant other or you do and you’re just greedy and want all the valentines for yourself, I’ll write YOU a personalized poem!
To help me out on the personalized part, just give me one activity you/SO likes, one food/drink item, and a TV show or movie. So, you know, “My boyfriend Bill likes snowboarding, whiskey, and Friday Night Lights.” I will probably write you a sonnet unless otherwise specified.
Just send me an email (eccantwell at gmail dot com) with your address and the relevant details, and l will GET MY RHYME ON.
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